Those of us who prefer dogs to humans will be able to have four-legged furry offspring thanks to startling new developmentsin genetic engineering...As my Airedale is already better natured, better looking and more intelligent than many of my friends' children I am looking forward to the day.
Only very old-fashioned women will have babies in the old-fashioned way. Everyone else will opt for a 'babybox' and grow their babies at home -like mustard and cress, only taking rather longer.
From the Prospect survey of intellectuals in 2000