I see that the peaceloving internationalist aworking class hero, Comandante "Paradisio" Chavez, has broken off relations with Columbia and expelled their ambassador. In an attempt to maintain peace, Chavez has warned the imperialist lackeys and running dogs not to take any aggressive action or use their forces to cross the border.
Columbia acted aggressively by, er, placing evidence of Venezuelan collusion with Columbian rebels before an international forum, the OAS. Refuting these self-serving lies, the great Comandante Castro-lite, he of the many speeches, and democracy dismantling regime, has put his forces on alert to maintain peace and deter the bourgeois running dogs, lackeys etc. etc.
Chavez is hoping to add Columbia to his collection and increase his tv ratings amongst socialist countries. Extra millions of viewers could transform our florid champion into the Bolivarian messiah, bringing bread and boredom to the poor.