Let's laugh at this pisspoor dictator:
Mugabe dies and
goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not
on the list and he does not belong in heaven.
Mugabe must go to hell.
So Mugabe goes to hell where Satan gives him a hearty welcome and tells him to make himself at home. Then Mugabe notices that he left his luggage in heaven and tells
Satan, who says, "No problem, I'll send a couple of little devils to
get your stuff." When the little devils get to heaven they find the gates are locked.
St.Peter is having lunch - and they start debating what to do.
Finally one comes up with the idea that they should go over the wall
and get the luggage.
As they are climbing the wall, two little angels see them, and one angel says to the other,"My word,look at that! Mugabe has been in hell no more than ten minutes and we're already getting refugees!"
They are all about Robert Mugabe dying, tying together humour and HOPE:
Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Robert Mugabe died & went
straight to hell. Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England, I want to call
England and see how everybody is doing there. She called and talked for
about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well ,devil how much do I owe you????
The devil says "Five million dollars" She wrote him a cheque and went to
sit back on her chair. Bill Clinton was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My
turn! I wanna call the United States, I want to see how everybody is
doing there too" He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked
"Well, devil how much do I owe you???? The devil says "Ten million dollars"
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his
chair. Robert Mugabe was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call
Zim too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I wanna talk to
the ministers, to the deputy, I wanna talk to everybody"..... He called Zim
and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he
asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you???? The devil says "One dollar".
Mugabe is stunned & says "One dollar??? Only one fuc*ing dollar??" The
devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's local".
My hope is that Mugabe will hang for his crimes.